GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the wildest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's lost it on the blinkers. This time won't believe your peepers. Those little lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one show you won't wanna forget. Expect the unexpected! Don't forget